You just signed up for this cool forum where everyone is having a great signature and you desperately need one as well. My advice would be to visit the coolsig website and take a look at their signature archive. Categories include People and Society, Oddballs, Humor and Geeky Signatures.
Some of my favorites include “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!” – Homer Simpson”, ” A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.” and ” Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.”
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Thanks for the link. Much needed help for this forum noob.
Hmm, this must be nice.